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2022 That's more like it from Gabby's Villa babbies!
Posted on the 25th Sep 2012 in the category sport
This was the game that no-one wanted to watch. The Man City fans couldn't be bothered and for the first time for a game involving Premier League teams there was not a stream anywhere on the internet. It comes to something when even the internet cant be bothered with a game. I did not go after avowing never to step foot in the Eastlands after getting drenched seeing us concede seven goals in two matches and then thrown out for having a crafty fag to calm my anger of watching us being destroyed. But it appears we were all wrong because football and more importantly the Villa had other ideas. Our team decided we did not have to surrender before or during the game against the billionaires of Manchester.
Gabby became an asset again, Delph fulfilled his potential and the Zog even scored. And that is not even mentioning our former captain marvel giving us a bit of charity and scoring a wonderful own goal, it was a bit like when you get your ex some concert tickets two years after running off with her sister.
Balotelli was always going to score first, he always does against us, but it was the re-awakening of Gabby that will excite fans the most.
He is the only striker we have had in decades that scores regularly in big games against the top four and in derbies. But he has gone missing for two years, he needs a hug this fella, but perhaps previous managers have been scared to get close in case he impregnates them.
He has been played as a winger and midfielder, in the hole and almost anywhere but his proper position, hopefully Lambert will realise he is best up front, whether on his own or with a partner.
Lambert must know getting Gabby back to his best will be like getting a multi-million million pound England striker we can not afford to buy. His pace is still electric and if directed properly can do the job on the pitch as well as he does on the job off the pitch.
Everyone likes a local boy in the team, especially in these days of teams of players from all corners of the world, but Villa being Villa Gabby has obviously come in for grief by our fans but hopefully this will be a turning point for him.
Delph played a blinder too, we need his bite in our midfield and if he can stay injury free it would be great for the club if he becomes the player he could be, after all he was being touted as the next England dynamo when we bought him.
Houllier surrendering before we played Man City in the FA Cup on the telly was one of the worse decisions in our history but Lambert thankfully decided that actually winning a cup is important.
We can not get near the top four of the league, and probably wont for years to come due to the money dominated Premier League, so the two cup competitions are the only chance we have of actually winning something which, after all, is what football should be all about.
This victory is the first landmark win of Lambert's Villa career, every manager needs one and I am delighted Lambert has done it, and our bonkers lime green colours too.
It is just a shame not many people got to see it!
Don't worry De la Cruz is safe and well and so are the Villa
Posted on the 21st Sep 2012 in the category sport
I’ve fallen in love with football again, and by extension Aston Villa Football Club.
Sick to death of moaning fans, the uncompetitive Premier League and the unspeakable truth that my club will never win the league again unless a man with questionable morals buys the club I headed down the Amazon to get away from it all.
But on a boat on South America’s River Napo I remembered why football is the best game on the planet.
Despite the punishing schedule the captain and crew of our ship The Manatee decided to park up next to the jungle to pick up a satellite signal so they could watch the crunch South American World Cup match between Ecuador and Bolivia.
The battle of the high altitude nations proved a barnstormer of the match and though I can’t understand Spanish the commentary made it even more exciting as did the screaming and shouting around me.
After 70 minutes of dominating the game Ecuador won a questionable penalty and my new Ecuadorean friends went bananas, when it was converted the boat rocked more than when a job lot of honeymooners booked out the cabins.
Being a Villa fan it took me less than a minute to tell these hardy sailors that Ulises De La Cruz was still remembered fondly in Birmingham. He was my kind of player, tried his hardest, made mistakes but was also capable of flashes of brilliance.
One minute he’d look as if he had superglue on his feet as he dribbled past three dazzled players and then the next it was if his boots were made of teak as the ball bounced off his feet into the Witton Lane Stand.
Well Villa fans will be pleased to know he is still playing and is Quito’s Playa de Liga’s midfield general in a side that is pushing the top of the league, what a championship that must be for him to be running the show in the centre of the park.
After watching a scratchy stream of the Swansea game at 7,000 feet up in the Andes I realised the Villa have got another player in the mould of De La Cruz, Daley, Atkinson, Chico Hamilton et al.
Our new striker Benteke will be a joy to watch, he is going to mix the sublime and the ridiculous within minutes and I’m sure some Villa moaners will grumble he is not a gilded genius but I already like the fella. He seemed to miss an open goal one minute and then scored the next. After all who wants a player who has it all and will get nicked by Man Utd or Man City in January to warm their bench.
Nope this Benteke is a great fit. He’s going to be worth the admission fee alone.
And after getting back into Brum I find all my fellow Villa fans filled with confidence at last. We are two games unbeaten after all. Ronny Concrete Vlaar has been made captain by canny Lambert which is fantastic for the club because he has cult hero written over him as well.
He reminds me of Andrew Fortescue Mullen Gray, he will put his head where angels fear to tread, we’ve been waiting for a club talisman for a while and I think we’ve finally found one.
Then of course there is the news today that Disaster Zone Warnock has been sent to partner Zat Knight in what will have to be one of the worst defences ever in football.
We travel to Southampton tomorrow, and despite them having the world’s nicest manager, I’d buy double glazing off the fella if he knocked on my door, I hope we go through them like a dose of salts so we can march up the league and prove the relegation worriers wrong.
I’m going for a Lambert Lime Green Lions win, and if we don’t manage it then not to worry, we’ve plenty more games to win.
Up the Villa!
Spain are great but leave Greatest of all All Time title to Brazil 1970 please.
Posted on the 1st Sep 2012 in the category sport
So this all-conquering Spanish team are the greatest of all time, Alan Shearer said they are so it must be true.
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